This may be the year of the underdog but there’s a reason for dogcatchers

Witnesses to the brutal attack said it looked like something out of a horror movie. Mustafa Said and Chris Patino, both 16, rushed to help Bean after hearing her scream for help. Patino punched Minemier in the head and held him down while Said grabbed the knife. Said was stabbed in the hand several times during the struggle.Of course I’ll be waiting in line like a giddy schoolgirl to purchase my copy of Skyrim, but that’s not pathetic because I am cool. […]

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Indian PM blames opposition for washout of Parliament's winter session

I know it wasn’t one of my popular promises while running for President, but stories like this are the exact reason why I wanted all police officers equipped with wire coat hangers.Fort Worth, TX — Jonathan Hudson, 22, was a juror on a civil case last month regarding a 2008 car accident. During the trial, Hudson reportedly posted innocuous updates like “Hey, I’m on a jury” and “Sorta boring.” Technically, this was probably not allowed – but I doubt that anybody would have cared. Until…

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Albanian gov't approves amnesty

Its an unfortunate accident that happened during the commission of a crime, said Lt. Tony Ivey.Toronto, Canada– Michelle Marie Gopaul, a 24-year old aspiring actress, is facing charges of abduction of a minor after she allegedly staged a casting call for babies in an effort to abduct one. Police say that shortly after moving to Canada, Gopaul placed an advertisement on Craigslist offering ,000 for a newborn to act in a Bollywood-style film. On December 30, Gopaul posed as a casting director and waited in a Toronto building for parents to arrive. When the parents of a 1-month old baby girl allowed Gopaul to take their child into another room, Gopaul left the building and fled with the child in a taxi. Hours later, with the assistance of the public, Gopaul was caught and the child found unharmed. Gopaul’s lawyer, Gary Batasar, says his client is supposed to be presumed innocent because the issue has not been decided in a courtroom. “There is no evidence at this point that she did anything wrong,” Batasar said.

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Experts slam Taiwan fantasy of China-US navy encounter

Police were notified by the 12-year-old boys mother after she found disturbing texts on his phone from Smith. Some of these messages were Smith telling the boy to delete all messages from her as she feared she would go to jail.St. George Island, FL- 71-year old Marianne Bordt and her husband were vacationing with their 5-year old grandson, Camden Hiers, in Florida on Monday when the bitch did the unthinkable. After her husband went to the store, she drowned Camden in the bathtub. Bordt then tried to drown herself by wading into the Gulf of Mexico wearing heavy clothes, but, unfortunately, the crazy bitch was unsuccessful. When her husband, Heinz, came back from shopping, he found his wife returning from the beach soaking wet from the neck down and dressed in a red jacket and long underwear. When Mr. Bordt went into the house, he found his grandson lying in the bathtub with his face in the water. He pulled Camden out of the bathtub and placed him on the living room floor. Bordt told her husband that she killed the boy because she did not want him to grow up in a divorced home.

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Aussie researcher develops fruit fly trap that stops insects from destroying crops

“When Maritza Ramirez-Cruz came out of the bathroom the defendant hit Maritza RamirezCruz several times in the head with a baseball bat. Maritza fell against the wall and fled into the bathroom. The defendant Annette Morales-Rodriguez followed her into the bathroom and pulled Maritza Ramirez-Cruz out of the bathroom. Maritza ran into the living room and Annette Morales Rodriguez picked up the bat again and hit Maritza a third time in the head. This broke Maritzas glasses and Maritza fell down and struck her head on a table.Manchester, NH – A reportedly depressed father killed shot is 9-year-old son to death during a supervised visit at a YWCA before turning the gun on himself. […]

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S.Korea's industrial output rebounds in 3 months on improved car, handset

She was trying to defy what it was. I had her on the ground. I was holding her down because she tried to get away, he said.Heres the best part: Lito was arrested nearby, and when he arrived at the police station, his hands were bloody, his clothes were disheveled and the condom was still hanging on his undoubtedly insufficient little peener. In a laughable attempt at a defense, Lito swore that it was the victim that had forced him into the stairwell and wouldnt let him leave. When the detective asked Lito if hed believe that story if someone else had told it, Lito replied, No.

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BeiDou navigation improves city management

Lusby, MD – Renee Bowman, 43, had three daughters, all adopted. Now she has one daughter and two frozen corpses. And if you ask me, I think she was hoping to go 3-for-3 on the corpses. Bowman’s youngest child, a seven year old girl, was found horribly abused on Friday night after she jumped from a window in the home while Bowman was away. On Saturday, police found the remains of the girl’s older sisters, ages nine and eleven, in the basement freezer. On Friday night, the little 7-year-old managed to escape her nightmare of Mommy Hell when Bowman left the home and went to the District of Columbia. She had locked the child in a bedroom while she was gone, and the little girl managed to jump out a window. She was walking from door to door wearing nothing but a t-shirt soaked in blood and fecal matter when a neighbor saw the child, gave her some clothes, and called 911.Roy yelled for his wife, 74-year-old Maria Riffe, who came out of the house to help her husband. Maria, who relies on a walker, ended up falling before she reached her husband. […]

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Afghan gov't, WFP send winter relief aid to needy people

The hospital has released a statement that read: Jacintha has worked at the King Edward VII Hospital for more than four years. She was an excellent nurse and a well-respected and popular member of staff with all her colleagues. We can confirm that Jacintha was recently the victim of a hoax call to the hospital. The hospital has been supporting her at this difficult time. Our thoughts and deepest sympathies at this time are with her family and friends. Everyone is shocked by the loss of a much-loved and valued colleague.Nikki McNeil, 33, told authorities her ex-boyfriend and father of her three children, Lamark Tucker Sr., 36, became angry when she refused to discuss the status of their relationship while dropping off their children for visitation Saturday evening.

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